SEARCHING FOR THE ELUSIVE PERFECT HOME

I went to view another place yesterday.

I'm not sure I could maneuver my bed into the rooms to set them up without wedging myself into a corner, and dry-rotting there forever. Yes, it was just that small!

Lest we forget the refrigerator and stove ... throw backs to another era ... but on the upside, the storage was plentiful, but there was the issue of the sentry at the door, Lt. Cockroach, that made me want to run screaming from the place. Sad, too, because the landlord seemed very nice.

This rental property search is wearing very, very thin. I wonder what the cost would be of pitching a tent somewhere ...