ADDENDUM: LETTER TO THE BACKYARD BIRDS
To the blueberry-eating, dive-bomb-pooping, sorry-excuse-for-an-avian-lifeform,
IT IS SO ON!!!!!
You've pooped on your last sofa slipcover. I swear, if you set your bird butt near my laundry line one more time, you are a goner!
You were waiting for me to hang the slipcover back on the line (AGAIN) this morning, weren't you!?
You don't know the can of whoop-a$$ you've opened up when you decided to squirt blueberry colored avian excriment all over my khaki-colored slipcover! There is no wrath like a slipcover scorned. You will see; mark my words!
Signed,
Me
IT IS SO ON!!!!!
You've pooped on your last sofa slipcover. I swear, if you set your bird butt near my laundry line one more time, you are a goner!
You were waiting for me to hang the slipcover back on the line (AGAIN) this morning, weren't you!?
You don't know the can of whoop-a$$ you've opened up when you decided to squirt blueberry colored avian excriment all over my khaki-colored slipcover! There is no wrath like a slipcover scorned. You will see; mark my words!
Signed,
Me
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