HOW DO I EXPLAIN IT?

It took me a full hour after I woke up this morning to notice a deep, purple bruise in the crease of my eyelid. How do I explain it? Uuuuuummmmmm ... hmm ... uuuuhhhhh ... not sure! I haven't the faintest clue how it got there. NOT A CLUE! I immediately thought, "Great! I've got leukemia! That's always how people find it ... through unexplained bruises."

Yet, I'm guessing the better, and more logical explanation, is that I was scratching my allergy-ridden eyes throughout the night and bruised myself.

It's the mystery of me ...