LETTER TO THE BACKYARD BIRDS
Dear Backyard Birds,
Why do you hate me so? There I said it! I want to know why.
I've done nothing but revere you ... encourage you to come and visit me in my backyard. I planted flowers that will call you here. Still, you disrespect me.
I've had a complex bird feeder thingy-ma-jig built so that you would have plenty of options for bird seed. Yet, you still show me no love.
I have provided you with a plethora of options as far as your bird seed goes ... and not just the cheap stuff either. I'm putting primo black oilers in there!
Still you sit on my freshly laundered sofa slip cover (khaki-colored) and crap all over it!
Why? Why, I ask you!!!!
Signed,
Me
Why do you hate me so? There I said it! I want to know why.
I've done nothing but revere you ... encourage you to come and visit me in my backyard. I planted flowers that will call you here. Still, you disrespect me.
I've had a complex bird feeder thingy-ma-jig built so that you would have plenty of options for bird seed. Yet, you still show me no love.
I have provided you with a plethora of options as far as your bird seed goes ... and not just the cheap stuff either. I'm putting primo black oilers in there!
Still you sit on my freshly laundered sofa slip cover (khaki-colored) and crap all over it!
Why? Why, I ask you!!!!
Signed,
Me
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