JUST WHEN I THINK I'VE SEEN IT ALL ...

... I drive by a house that has a giant spider web, Christmas lights, several tacky spring flower arrangements (all of the faded silk variety), and countless windchimes all hanging from the same tiny porch. Apparently, they were trying to cover as many holidays/seasons as their little porch could take.

Sadly, they failed to recognize the assaultive potential to the rest of humanity's senses ...