SHE MUST HAVE READ MY BLOG

http://www.cerealfest.com/

... because I had a call from the Governor today on my answering machine. She was inviting me to join her at the LONGEST BREAKFAST TABLE IN THE WORLD on Saturday. Well, I would, but I fear two things might happen:

1. The legs of the table the Governor and I would be sitting at would buckle due to the shear force of my presence at a politically-laced function.

and ...

2. She wouldn't want to be my friend after I ask her why I still can't find a permanent teaching position in Michigan, "What are you going to do about it, Governor?"

Yeah, I have a feeling, she doesn't really want me there.