MY LATEST WORST NIGHTMARE
My latest worst nightmare just flashed on the television screen.
I was sipping my coffee, trying to stay awake, and there it was! A report on a jack-knifed semi truck that created all kinds of traffic conundrums for rush hour commuters in Lansing yesterday evening (http://www.wlns.com/Global/story.asp?S=5203824).
My nightmare? It was a moving van!
The even scarier part of the nightmare? It caught on fire and burned the furniture inside!
Not a news item a girl getting ready to move to Kentucky needs to hear!!!!
I'm fighting the urge to hyperventilate and wondering who I can get to perform a laying on of hands ceremony on my crap ... a BLESSING OF THE JUNK.
I was sipping my coffee, trying to stay awake, and there it was! A report on a jack-knifed semi truck that created all kinds of traffic conundrums for rush hour commuters in Lansing yesterday evening (http://www.wlns.com/Global/story.asp?S=5203824).
My nightmare? It was a moving van!
The even scarier part of the nightmare? It caught on fire and burned the furniture inside!
Not a news item a girl getting ready to move to Kentucky needs to hear!!!!
I'm fighting the urge to hyperventilate and wondering who I can get to perform a laying on of hands ceremony on my crap ... a BLESSING OF THE JUNK.
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