THE PIGEON POOP DISEASE

Ann: What ever happened to Glenda? Why does she limp? She was in a bad accident right?
Dad: She got that Pigeon Poop Disease.
Ann: EWWWW! How'd she get that-- did she eat it?!?
Me: [laughing hysterically]
Dad: [also laughing] Yep! By the spoonful!
Mom: NO! It's caused from breathing in the toxins in pigeon poop. And we used to have a whole bunch of pigeons downtown because of the mill.
Ann: Gross!
Mom: Yeah ...
Me: [still laughing hysterically]