ODE TO WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE ... DUDE COULD WRITE SOME HOT SONNETS

Because I was an English major in college ... and because it's almost Valentines Day ... and because, let's face it, good ole Will Shakespeare wrote some hot and steamy sonnets, I present to you ...

Shall I Compare Thee
by William Shakespeare

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?

Thou are more lovely and more temperate:

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,

And Summer's lease hath all too short a date:

Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,

And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;

And every fair from fair sometime declines,

By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd:

But thy eternal Summer shall not fade

Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;

Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,

When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st:

So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,

So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.