Wednesday, September 17, 2008

FEELING SORT OF VIOLATED

I swam for almost an hour at the Y today ... YAY for me!

The lifeguard was someone I've not seen there before.

He kept watching me. Intently ...

Actually, he kept watching "the girls" ... intently.

Insert heavy sigh now ...

I wanted to tell him to knock it off. Then I wanted to shout "They're not flotation devices!!! Don't even go there!"

Then I decided to think of it as him studying my terrific swimming form. Envying my amazing backstroke. Wondering at the speed of my front stroke sans kicking action.

Yeah ... I'm sure that's what it was ...


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe he was mustering up the nerve to ask you out? Maybe he thinks you are hot? Maybe this is his side gig until he becomes a doctor or lawyer and makes millions so you and he can marry, have kids and grow old together? (It's been an extremely long day in the SPED world and this is how I am thinking right now) :)

2-E

Megan said...

Yeah, that's a really nice thought, Tuohy, but he looked like he was twelve. So, probably, he was being a stinky boy! I do like your version better, though. :) Most definitely!!!!