FURTHER PROOF SHE'S LOST HER MIND

Chlorine is a kitty aphrodisiac.

I know this because my left foot has all kinds of kitty slobber all over it after Maddie the Cat made out with it upon my arrival home from the Y's pool.

I swear! How do I end up with these odd-ball animals? It certainly can't be that I ATTRACT such ridiculousness, can it?