HAVING A "JESUS HELP ME, PLEASE" MOMENT

I chased one of these bad boy Wolf Spiders around my half bath early this evening. I was cleaning out Maddie's cat pan, and the dang thing came scurrying out from behind it. I had a "JESUS COME AND HELP ME PLEASE!" moment. Then, after chasing it around the bathroom with a toilet brush, he met his demise in the toilet, which was full of toilet bowl cleaner.

Let me just tell you ... these critters are aggressive, they are resilient, and as he was running away from me, I'm sure he gave me the finger!